How to successfully land an airplane

Now I bring you another amusing "How to do" post, this time I did all of if by myself.

Step 1: Take it easy! Enjoy the ride.

 Step 2: Trust in yourself. Cut power an let the momentum do the rest.

 Step 3: Tilt plane downwards.

Step 4: Glide through the air until you see the spot were you want to land. Do not stand up!

Step 5: Relax! Get ready to land.

 Step 6: Tilt back up right and land.

Step 7: Make sure your plane isn't damaged in any sort of way.

Step 8: Feel proud of yourself!